Aug 15 2008
“PANDA BEAR RELATIONSHIPS”
Panda Bear Relationship
“PANDA BEAR RELATIONSHIPS”
Hello again – My grandson is now 12 weeks old – still a little while before the girls start batting their long eyelashes at him, although his 4 year old cousin is already doing it, and so is his 19 year old auntie. Their Inner Child connecting with his.
“Once Upon A Time”………………… There was a Panda Bear who was in search of a mate ……….. and they lived happily ever after……… or did they?
Did you know?
When a Female Panda Bear is ready to mate, she sends her energy, thoughts, desires, passion out into the Universe.
She doesn’t just want a mate – she wants the best mate. ‘BEST’
The Strongest.
Most Caring.
Best Provider.
Most Attentive.
Affectionate.
Patient.
Good Listener.
Someone who will never desert her, who will stay with her through thick and thin. Be there with her from beginning to end.
Will be sensitive/loving throughout her emotional challenges, be they PMS, ‘hormonal pregnancy’ sensitive times, ‘not enough sleep – baby feeding times’, ups and downs of menopause, or anything else that may reveal itself throughout the relationship.
The Male Panda Bears pick up her messages, and head in her direction.
The first of many arrives and approaches her, yet to his amazement, she hisses, and spits, and scratches, and bites.
He is totally blown away – shakes his head and walks away. Total Confusion. “Women” – he mutters under his breath.
She brushes herself off, and continues to munch on her organic bamboo shoots. With A Knowing, That The Right One Will Come.
Not long after the first Panda Bear wandered off in total amazement, another was approaching through the thick bamboo growth.
He was much bigger than the first, with Big Eyes, BIG – HUGE.
He could see a clearing through the thick growth, and then he saw her, sitting to one side of the clearing, totally absorbed by what she was doing, and paying no attention to the crackling noises coming from afar.
As he approached, he was bedazzled by her beauty, she glanced up for just a moment and his big sensitive eyes looked straight through her. For a moment – she was frozen. He took that as a sign, and stepped closer, when all of a sudden, she jumped to her feet and growled at him, he not knowing what to do stepped back, then approached her again, she took a swipe at him, and he went running! running … running … running. Running Very Fast. WOW! Women – they give you the come on then they turn on you.
One suitor after another and another and another, came and left.
There was the Panda Bear who had the Sweetest Voice, and would serenade her.
Then there was Dancing Feet – who would spin her ’round the clearing.
Big Ears – who would listen to all her problems.
Strong Arms – who would hold her when she needed to be held.
She hissed, and scratched, and bit, and growled at all of them, and they all left, never to return. Licking their wounds and feeling hard done by this Crazy Female Panda Bear.
She was calm and composed, because SHE KNEW that when the right one came along, ‘She Would Know’, and ‘He Would Stay’.
Then One Day – out of the blue, the ground shook, twigs snapped, there was music in the air. As she stood up to see what all the commotion was about – He stepped through the thick growth into the clearing.
Their eyes met, and ‘She Knew’, as he stepped closer to her. Then, all of a sudden she lunged at him, hissed, and scratched, and bit, and growled. He didn’t run.
‘He Stayed’ - and they lived happily ever after. She knew that with all his strength, they would have the strongest, best baby panda bears, because they would have all the qualities of all the other Panda Bears, in one neat package.
Men – Did You Know, That Women Are Panda Bears? All They Want Is To Be Loved Always. Is there a strong Inner Matriarch at play here?
THE END
Olga Szewczuk